GENERAL FUNNIES

Some quotes from Simon Cowell - he's such a talented person himself! - click here

Someone must have really hated this guy - click here

British Stupid - just goes to prove that there are unbelievably stupid people everywhere - click here

New virus definitions identified recently - click here

A True Story From the Word Perfect Helpline - click here

One of the pages on the last site that gave rise to many kind remarks was the children's art page - and I have now placed it here - enjoy!

Why you should live in Canada - click here

Windows for our Scots cousins - click here

Ten Rules For Easy Housekeeping - click here

Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk - click here

Corporate Lessons - click here

The 10 Commandments Of Marriage - click here

How To Cook A Chicken - click here

'Bad Day At Work' - click here

Are you a cat or a dog? - click here

Wrapping Presents with a Cat - click here

A poem about her honeymoon by the very talented Britney Spears - click here

Important Health Information - click here

For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously - click here

Extracts from actual letters submitted to Councils and Housing associations - click here

The Rural Australia Thesaurus of computer technology - click here

You know you're living in the 2000's when - click here

Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Taster Named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast - click here

A Letter From Camp - click here

For those of you who don't have kids or are far too young to remember the splendid children's TV programme "Rainbow", this may be a little lost on you...... but it must have been a great episode to watch! Almost too ridiculous to believe... These are taken from original Rainbow scripts and there's no way these could have been done by accident. Innuendo all the way.... - click here

If you're not on the list - you're not getting in! FRANCIE?

If you are anyway familar with N. Ireland politics (even if you're not) this is a hoot!

This cartoon needs sound and the latest version of flash - I especially like the bit about Belfast

Where did that most irritating of tunes come from? Click on the frog's dubious genetalia to find out

DID YOU KNOW In California, it is a misdemeanor to shoot any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale! Also in California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship!