1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like, night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

7. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

9. Remember half the people you know are below average.

10. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

11. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

13. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

14. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

15. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

16. I intend to live forever - so far so good.

17. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.

18. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

19. Quantum mechanics - the dreams stuff is made of.

20. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

21. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.

22. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.

23. Experience is something you don't get until after you need it.